And I prefer proven players

So...I'm thinking the Mark Sanchez inevitable ascension to Jerk is nigh.

There isn't anything particularly offensive about this little tidbit, but I feel it, y'all. Something about waxing poetic about the "women of New York" and the awesomeness of brunettes whilst your blonde "just friend" stands next to you seems just a touch Jared Leto-esque.

Enjoy, my little gangrene golden child. It's not like New York has been known to turn on it's "exhalted heroes" or anything.

Also:





Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, Pout 'n Perm. You gunna git DE-STROYED.